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Wooooo, Who Knew Hot Wings Were Spicy

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So I've had this website for years and years, and haven't updated it in years and years... I guess now would be a good time to start. It was formerly a place I posted my "art work" on but now I'm married and have 2 babies so yeah, I don't have time for art anymore. I believe I'll just use it now for writing about useful information and posting amazing new discoveries (for example, did you know it's a TERRIBLE idea to let a baby sleep without a diaper in hopes it will help clear up a bad diaper rash? Yeah, poop everywhere, who saw that coming!?)

What's New?

Poem of the moment (until I make up another-stupider one)
Ooooooooooh I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I love to clip my toenails,
it's what I live to do!
I love to clip my toenails
I hope that you do too!
I love to paint my toenails
In many colors and ways!
I love to paint my toenails
But it's a job that never pays!
I love to look at toenails
and the way they wiggle on toes!
I love to look at toenails
As I stick them up my nose!


"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." ~ Albert Einstein